A teddy bear sits beside a window on an extremely cold winter's day.

The Year of the Imposter

Here are some things we are not doing, starting in 2025:

  1. Changing all the big things at once
  2. Interrogating the question of whether we are good enough, every time we think it
  3. Being less cunty
  4. Verschlimmbesserung
  5. Getting sad about leaving things/people/places behind that can’t come with us
  6. Thinking we’ll find that missing action figure if we just look in the bottom of the box one more time
  7. Sacrificing the steady on the altar of the satisfying
  8. Social media arguments
  9. Tracking whether we’re “doing enough”
  10. CEOs
  11. Arts organizations with CEOs
  12. Valuing vanity above utility
  13. J.K. Rowling
  14. Waking up on a day in the middle of January and wondering why, if we previously told ourselves that January always kicks our ass, we are now confused as to why our ass has been kicked
  15. Letting the brain just keep rrr-rrr-rrring over the same three toxic relationships forever and ever
  16. Tenuousness
  17. Imagining it was straight
  18. Passing up puns
  19. Hard feelings about our “ambient melancholy”
  20. Opening Twitter links
  21. Trying to stop noticing a thing once we’ve noticed a thing
  22. Believing in “normal”
  23. Dressing responsibly
  24. Samantha
  25. Giving time and space to the dramas of other people who do not understand that we are, merely, a gardener
  26. Back-to-the-office
  27. Cutting the trans storyline
  28. Reaction podcasts
  29. Worrying that someone will tell us “you’re doing this wrong”
  30. Gaslighting
  31. Approaching opportunities as though they aren’t, in themselves, already a huge win
  32. Pessimism
  33. Calling forth a new self-to-be, on the solstice when the walls between universes are thin, unless we really mean it