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The Ship of Dreams I remember very clearly that for about six or seven hours, Titanic was the best-kept secret in the world. As the release of James Cameron’s seventh feature film drew towards us in 1997, I had heard all the…
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Review: BATMAN BEGINS
My Life Is A Nightmare I’m still not convinced that the world needs Batman. Batman is, at his core, the superhero world’s finest fascist, a dark-clouded cowboy riding through the hills of urban America with a might-makes-right moral imperium that…
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Review: REVENGE OF THE SITH
Triumph of the Whills Revenge of the Sith is about as good as it could ever have been possible for this movie – being episode three of these Star Wars, and also (not coincidentally) the long-storied episode in which The…
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Review: INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE
Forgive me. With Indy 5 coming towards us, I had no choice but to look at my own writing archives, and resurrect this rave from 2003. Twenty years ago! Little has changed, save (I hope) my skill.
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Review: INDIANA JONES AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM
Forgive me. With Indy 5 coming towards us, I had no choice but to look at my own writing archives, and resurrect this rave from 2003. Twenty years ago! Little has changed, save (I hope) my skill.
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Review: RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
Forgive me. With Indy 5 coming towards us, I had no choice but to look at my own writing archives, and resurrect this rave from 2003. Twenty years ago! Little has changed, save (I hope) my skill.
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Review: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL
A Pirate’s Life For Me This was my original review for Pirates of the Caribbean 1, presented unedited. Sorry, Gore. I figured it out later. Hidden behind a cringe-inducingly lengthy title, crappy Disney theme park ride origins, and a directorial…
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