Tag: Gore Verbinski
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Destroy All Monsters: The Long Sad Tale of My Love for PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
To you, it’s a movie, and (perhaps) a bad one. To me, it’s just one thing: blinding, blistering love.
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Review: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END
Arrrrrrrh Wars “Are there pirates? Is the Pope Polish? You bet your sweet ass there are pirates. There are pirates overflowing every single frame of this movie. There are good pirates, bad pirates, friendly pirates, sexy pirates, sleazy pirates, clever pirates, stupid pirates, tall pirates, midget pirates, men pirates, women pirates, monkey pirates, white pirates,…
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Review: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN’S CHEST
Prevent Movie Piracy Be careful what you wish for, the wise man said, and just because we all spent the summer of 2003 hoping that they would do something — anything! — to further the adventures of one Captain Jack Sparrow, doesn’t mean that any such effort would necessarily succeed at the mighty feat of…
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Review: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL
A Pirate’s Life For Me This was my original review for Pirates of the Caribbean 1, presented unedited. Sorry, Gore. I figured it out later. Hidden behind a cringe-inducingly lengthy title, crappy Disney theme park ride origins, and a directorial pedigree almost as low as Michael Bay’s, Pirates of the Caribbean somehow still manages to be…